Yellow Submarine Quotes
Narrator: 80,000 leagues beneath the sea it lay, or lie. I'm not too sure.
Blue Meanie: I haven’t laughed so much since Pompeii!
Ringo: Liverpool can be a lonely place on a Saturday night… and this is only Thursday morning.
Ringo: It must’ve been one of them Unidentified Flying Cupcakes.
Old Fred: Help! Won’t you please, please help me!
Old Fred: Oh, bless you!
Ringo: Did I sneeze?
Ringo: Hey, I wonder what would happen if I pulled this lever?
Old Fred: You mustn’t do that!
Ringo: I can’t help it, I’m a born Lever-puller.
Ringo: I warned you not to eat on an empty stomach.
George: It’s all in the mind.
Ringo: Come on, move, over, I’m driving.
?: No, I got here first.
?: We’ll drive if you like.
?: No, you sit in the middle.
?: No, I’m sitting in the middle.
?: Who says you were driving?
?: I am driving!
George: I’ll get in the back then.
Old Fred: Right then, let’s get this vessel ship-shape!
Ringo: I kinda like the way it is: submarine shape.
George: Maybe time’s going on strike.
Paul: What for?
George: Shorter hours.
George: Hey! There’s a cyclops!
Paul: Can’t be, he’s got two eyes.
John: Must be a bicyclops.
Ringo: There’s another one.
John: A whole ’cyclopedia.
John: There’s a school of whales.
George: They look a little bit old for school.
Paul: University, then.
Ringo: University of whales.
Old Fred: Now, whatever you do, don’t touch that button!
Ringo: Which… button?
Old Fred: That one!
Ringo: This one?
John: And who the Billy Shears are you?
John: This place reminds me of Blackburn, Lancashire.
John: Break the glass.
Paul: We can’t.
George: It’s Beatleproof.
John: Nothing is Beatleproof!
John #2: Yes, I am the alter-ego man.
John: Then I am the ego man, goo goo g’joob.